- Survived the holiday season working my 14th Christmas in retail. Barely.
- Went to Cuba. Hated it, but loved the tan I came back with to make all my fellow Winnipeggers jealous with.
- Got the happy news that I will be going to Cancun in June for work, hopefully getting the bad taste of Cuba out of my mouth.
- Hooked up with my ex. Twice.
- Immediately regretted said hookups.
- Engaged in a lot of shopping to distract myself from aforementioned stupidity. Two words: Retail Therapy.
- Dodged the late night booty texts from a retardedly hot 28-year-old who, in the past, has demonstrated his remarkable abilities in bed.
- Am currently wondering why the hell I am dodging the late night booty texts from a retardedly hot 28-year-old who, in the past, has demonstrated his remarkable abilities in bed.
- Am also shoe-shopping on line while composing this post.
- Am thinking it's possible I may suffer from ADD.
There. All caught up. Now there's 5 minutes of your life you will never see again.
You're welcome.
*Jump - Kriss Kross*
I guess this is one way to catch up on your life :) Retail therapy is the best kind of therapy, one I wish that I could indulge in more often.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to Saturday!!!!! And I have a fabulous plan for my birthday next year to talk about.
If the plan involved Vegas and copious amounts of alcohol I'm totally there.
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